Title: The Top Secret Diary of Mr Ianto Jones
Author:jovialien
Characters: Ianto, Lisa, Jack
Ratings: 15 to be sure
Warnings: Spoilers for Fragments
Disclaimer: I don't own these boys. If I did Torchwood would never make it past the UK censors....
Summary: Crack, part of the Very Secret Diary series . Ianto Jones is growing up and needs a new job

( Dear diary... )

( Sex, Drugs, Alcohol and Murder )

( Jack's back!! )

Bannakaffalatta is having bad day.  Bannakaffalatta pays good money for cruise, has good drinks, goes visits Earth and then what happens?  Bannakaffalatta gets rocks thrown at him, almost sucked out an airlock and attacked by angels!!  Bannakaffalatta is pissed.

On plus side Bannakaffalatta did meet very pretty girl.  Very nice boots too, good for ( Read more... )

Location:  Titanic.  Well I say the Titanic, it's not THE Titanic.  It's the space ship one.  Although why a space ship would have a lifebelt on is a bit weird...  anyway, worried me for a moment, thought yet another of the old me's was gonna turn up again.  Twice in one day is a bit embarassing.
Companion:  None but hoping to pick up someone new ( Read more... )

( Monster Mash )

( The Ex Factor )

( Walkies!! )

Date:  Day I rule the world.  MWAAAAhahahaha!!
Location:  Valiant
Lucy Status:  Excited.  V Excited.  Starting to worry about her.  Thought humans were usually.... mushier.

Oh YEs!!  I Rule!!  GO ME!!  MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!  I rock, I mean I really rock, did you see my moves?!  The Doctor was trying to sneak up on me using a goddammed perception filter ( Read more... )

Date:  Day the Master gets a very large pair of curling tongs shoved up his...
Location:  TARDIS
Hairstyle:  Straight but starting to go frizzy.  Need to find hair straighteners and Bed Head products urgently!!  Oh and family...

"A ship from the 21st century".  A ship.  Overgrown ferry in the sky more like.  And does it even have a gift shop?  No.  A ( Read more... )